Ah  Monday.

You know the drill by now.

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This week a few jokes.

She was standing in the kitchen,

preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,

wearing only The ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said

Softly,” You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”

My eyes lit up and I thought,

“I am either still dreaming Or this is going to be my lucky day!”

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then
Gave it my all;

right there on the kitchen, table.

Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove,

Her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,

“What was that all about?”

She explained, “The egg timer’s broken.”

See, not all men are shallow bastards

This guy is Alvaro Alfonso de Miranda Neto, he was married to

This woman.

Here she is again

Her name is Cibele Dorsa. She is a Brazilian swimsuit and Playboy model.

He divorced her because he fell in love with this woman:

Those two are very happily married right now.

Some people argue that love is blind.

Truly seeing the inner beauty inside a person, not basing their decisions solely on looks.

Oh, By the way .…..


The new girl is Athina Onassis. She’s worth 12 Billion dollars.

Kinda brings a tear to the eye, doesn’t it???

And for the bald one just to let you know we are on to you!

The real reason that plan came down in the Hudson River.

Burn Baby Burn