Monday again.

The day to make people smile or choke on their early morning coffee.

When you have had a good giggle here go see ~m, Moe and the people at Dilligaf for more.

Up first is some good old Aussie humour and their ability to use such technical terms for public transport.

A little Aussie humour?

Ahkmed the Arab came to Australia from the Middle East, and he was only here a few months when he became very ill.

He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help  him.

Finally, he went to an Arabic doctor who said: ‘Take dees bucket, go into de odder room, poop in de bucket, pee on de poop, and den put your head down over de bucket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.’

Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in  the fumes for ten minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said,  ’It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?’
The doctor  said …. ‘You were  homesick’.

How about a animal not hunted for it’s pelt?

And last of all an animal that is very destructive, The Beaver.

Ok one last joke.

In South Sydney, a fire destroyed a multi story block of flats.

A Polynesian family of six con artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in the fire.

An Islamic group of seven Pakistani welfare cheats, all illegally in the country, lived on the second floor, and they, too, all perished in the fire.

Six Maori ex-cons lived on the 3rd floor and they too, died.

Four Aboriginal families in the 2 flats on the 4th floor also perished.

One white couple lived on the top floor. They survived.

Relatives of the deceased and local do-gooders were furious. They flew into Sydney and quickly demanded a meeting with the fire chief.

On camera, they loudly demanded to know why the Islanders, Muslims, Maoris and Aboriginals all died in the fire and only the white couple survived.

The fire chief quietly replied, “They were both at work.”

Burn Baby Burn