After much discussion between me, Moe, ~m and Dilligaf, the decision has been made.
Malarky Monday is a tart.
What more can I say?
As sad as it may seem, MM will only be done by one of us weekly instead of us all, and that’s what makes it a tart.
It will go from one to the other much the same as a sex starved crack whore, so here at the Burnway, that makes it a tart!
Michael is having first dig at it, so be sure to visit him for what is sure to be a good spitting session!

Not sure who will be up next week, but whoever it is will do a good job.
In the mean time, keep up the work of the dark lord so we can all be on the bus together!!
Burn baby burn

Ah  Monday.

You know the drill by now.

Go HERE, Here and here.

For more fun.

This week a few jokes.

She was standing in the kitchen,

preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,

wearing only The ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said

Softly,” You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”

My eyes lit up and I thought,

“I am either still dreaming Or this is going to be my lucky day!”

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then
Gave it my all;

right there on the kitchen, table.

Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove,

Her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,

“What was that all about?”

She explained, “The egg timer’s broken.”

See, not all men are shallow bastards

This guy is Alvaro Alfonso de Miranda Neto, he was married to

This woman.

Here she is again

Her name is Cibele Dorsa. She is a Brazilian swimsuit and Playboy model.

He divorced her because he fell in love with this woman:

Those two are very happily married right now.

Some people argue that love is blind.

Truly seeing the inner beauty inside a person, not basing their decisions solely on looks.

Oh, By the way .…..


The new girl is Athina Onassis. She’s worth 12 Billion dollars.

Kinda brings a tear to the eye, doesn’t it???

And for the bald one just to let you know we are on to you!

The real reason that plan came down in the Hudson River.

Burn Baby Burn

Monday again.

The day to make people smile or choke on their early morning coffee.

When you have had a good giggle here go see ~m, Moe and the people at Dilligaf for more.

Up first is some good old Aussie humour and their ability to use such technical terms for public transport.

A little Aussie humour?

Ahkmed the Arab came to Australia from the Middle East, and he was only here a few months when he became very ill.

He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help  him.

Finally, he went to an Arabic doctor who said: ‘Take dees bucket, go into de odder room, poop in de bucket, pee on de poop, and den put your head down over de bucket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.’

Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in  the fumes for ten minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said,  ’It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?’
The doctor  said …. ‘You were  homesick’.

How about a animal not hunted for it’s pelt?

And last of all an animal that is very destructive, The Beaver.

Ok one last joke.

In South Sydney, a fire destroyed a multi story block of flats.

A Polynesian family of six con artists lived on the first floor, and all six died in the fire.

An Islamic group of seven Pakistani welfare cheats, all illegally in the country, lived on the second floor, and they, too, all perished in the fire.

Six Maori ex-cons lived on the 3rd floor and they too, died.

Four Aboriginal families in the 2 flats on the 4th floor also perished.

One white couple lived on the top floor. They survived.

Relatives of the deceased and local do-gooders were furious. They flew into Sydney and quickly demanded a meeting with the fire chief.

On camera, they loudly demanded to know why the Islanders, Muslims, Maoris and Aboriginals all died in the fire and only the white couple survived.

The fire chief quietly replied, “They were both at work.”

Burn Baby Burn