Archive for December, 2009

Malarky Monday

It’s Monday again and since it’s the season which makes you think of children her is my humble offering to make you laugh.

Children and their  projects they have prepared for school.

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Isn’t that cute? Not many kids do like braces.

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What a great way to teach about aids. I don’t think so, what about you?

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I think these kids no to much about sex education  or maybe not enough?

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I don’t Know if he is talking about the canine variety or not?

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A bit one sided but there is always that charming banana with the red condom.

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See their bloody everywhere else so why not?

And the last word goes to a enterprising young lad who just has to Know but i would not open one of his Jars.

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Now that you have had a laugh here go over and see my mates.

~m, Maureen, Blondie, Grim and the fine people at Dilligaf.

Burn Baby Burn

Malarky Monday

Well its Monday again and its time to introduce you all to a few friends of Thomas The Tank Engine and Harry the Hamster. So sit back have a laugh then visit my mates. ~m , MoeBlondie , Grimm and a special appearance by Dilligaf. For more Monday Madness.

First up lets meet Ernest the Tank Engine and his good mate Stevie.

Stevie seems to have a stuttering problem but that isn’t his only problem.

And last but not least here is Harry the hamster telling us what a great guy Humpty Dumpty isn’t.

Now do not forget my mates and go have a laugh with them.

Burn Baby Burn

Malarky Monday

Brilliant Exam Answers

No matter how far our exams are dumbed down, it seems it’s not far enough for today’s pupils.

But rather than admit defeat in the face of tricky questions, some decide to take a more creative approach to their answers.

You won’t know whether to laugh – or cry.

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Now while everybody is still laughing think about this.

Have you seen your childrens answers to their end of year tests yet?

No? Well I wouldn’t be laughing to loud now.

Got you all again.

Now that you have had a bit of fun here duck over to ~m, Moe, Blondie and Grimm.

For some more fun.

Burn Baby Burn

More Kids

Remember those idiots from Monday?

Well here are a few more to terrorize parent’s.

Enjoy!!!!!!

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Love his belly tat. Imagine a daughter bringing home this?

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and the very last one

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Now for all the Dads, how to make sure your children do not date or do this to themselves!

Do you want to know  how???????????????????????????????????

OK.

The very first time they come home or bring someone home with piercings.

1. Get insulated pliers

2. Put right foot on said persons throat.

3. Hold on to offending jewelry with said pliers.

4. Pull like bloody hell.

Just hope the Judge has kids as well and your home free.

Burn Baby Burn