Monday again.
Lets see who i can make laugh or cry today.
First joke is a goodie.
Muslim at The Pearly Gates
A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates.
He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.
“Are you Mohammed?” he asks.
“No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up.”
And he points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter,
he climbs the ladder in great strides,
climbs through the clouds coming to a room
where he meets another bearded man.
He asks again, “Are you Mohammed?”
“No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.”
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy.
he continues to climb the ladder and, yet again,
he discovers an even larger room
where he meets another man with a beard.
Full of hope, he asks again, “Are you Mohmamed?”
“No, I am Jesus…You will find Mohammed higher up.”
Mohammed higher than Jesus!
The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs
and climbs, ever higher.. Once again, he reaches a larger room
where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:
“Are you Mohammed?” he gasps, as he is, by now,
totally out of breath from all his climbing.
“No, my son….I am God. But you look exhausted.
Would you like a coffee?”
“Yes, please, my Lord.”
God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out:
“Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!”
Now that I got that one out of the way try this on a sweet fairytale.
World’s Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, ‘Will you
marry me?’ The girl said, ‘NO!’
And
the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and
hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in
the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he
wanted.
THE
END
And a little picture from an Australian Real Estate site.
Must be something that they brought back from Europe?
Now go and have a laugh at ~m, Moe and Dilligaf.
Burn Baby Burn
