Lets have some fun today!

I think I will just look through my vast range of Blogg Fodder which I find or get sent to me.

Here Goes.

First up lets look at the fairer sex!

Ain’t that the TRUTH?

Now that’s just nasty.

But you only look with your eyes?????????????????????

Ok a few for the boys?

Ha Ha Ha Ha! No? I thought it was funny

Yeah right.

Not real smart that lot!

Now that’s funny even if the guy is a fibber.

Lets look at religion!

Dumb Cat. Dogs can’t read!

Speaking of Pussy, here is a few modest ones.

Here is why some people should be neutered.

I smoke but that is just wrong.

And the number ONE Moron.

Enough of that I will leave you with a new Chinese Product.

I don’t know if Women or Men will be more interested in it?

You be the judge.

Please, please click the photo to enlarge and read the print.

It is so funny. Trust me Do it. Do it. You know you want to.

Do not die wondering now. Just do it.

Now hop over to ~m, Moe and Dilligaf for more fun.

I owe my best of bestest cousin Debbie for this post. She is my favorite cousin of all time.

She knows my humour and sends me titt bits like this. Thanks Cous.

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“FOR FUCK SAKE”

This might be funny except it sounds oh to familiar.

White Australian born Males are the most discriminated against humans in the entire world.

Pay your taxes, work hard so our government can let in bloody arseholes with one word of English.

And if the government say’s No you can’t come in.

Here is free yes free legal aid paid for buy our taxpayers to,

go to court and tell us we are racists and our soft cock legal system

will let you in and then sue the poor bastards who said no you can’t come in.

Some say we are the lucky country.

Only if you were born somewhere else.

Burn Baby Burn

Last one, Then I might look at restaurants!

This bloke is just a Dick.

Should put his gun to his ear Maybe?

Playboy bunnies for a 12 year old?

Same bloke wrote this that made the birthday card me thinks.

And the very last one is for the Ladies.

I know! I know! I am going to hell maybe sooner than i think.

Burn baby burn

This site isn’t bad for blog fodder. Here are even more to laugh at.

I know I am going to Hell for that one, but where do you think this bus is going?

It ain’t going skywards.

What no crackers to go with the cheese?

She is really a blonde with her hair dyed.

That’s nice Transsexual’s have their own store.

That’s no way for the Phantom to treat Diana. Sorry Maybe it’s Sunday?

And last of all a new drink that I will not be trying anytime soon.

Burn baby burn

Some of these fools never realise that people do have cameras and do take pictures to put on the internet.

Have a laugh with me at these morons.

It is extreme fool.

What are they saying? It’s OK on Sunday’s Because

1. The crisis hot line is closed

or

2. God’s a wife basher as well?

Ah now the one before makes seance. The Cops only play patience on Sunday’s,

and don’t answer Domestic violence calls.

Another Moron. Looks like a Tiger to me?

Burn baby burn

We all know and have seen some truly stupid Builders and the people who work for them.

What follows is an array of stupid things these idiots have done from all over the world.

Yes it’s not just your country of origin that has fools.

Be scared, be very scared they walk among us in  every country.

The 2008 Contractor’s and Tradesman’s Awards nominees were:

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

And the winner is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Although this is possibly done because the builder

and his workers who have shown their intelligence

DO in fact have two DICKS.

Lets face it, you can not be that stupid and only be playing with one.

Burn baby burn

That’s who I look like in my passport photo!

FFS, how do they do it?

I hate having my photo taken at the best of times, and maybe that comes through, who knows, but it seems to me every time a passport pic gets done, it’s always THE worst pic you ever saw.

Unless it’s a drivers license, because they’re just as bad.

Do they trawl the community for the most inept person they can find, or maybe it’s part of the key selection criteria for the job??

I can see the ad now.

WANTED

THE most useless photographer ever born, to take passport and license photos.
Must have the eye of a blind man for focusing and be able to make people look as if they belong behind bars.
No experience required, however good timing would be an advantage, because it is essential to ensure a person is blinking as the photo is taken.
Debating skills could also be useful in order to argue with the subject when they demand another pic be taken, as we are not allowed to do this.
Determination would be advantagous in this area.

It’s a photo. I have an 8 year old granddaughter that could do better than some of these fucking morons.

How badly do I want to take that camera and shove it up this bloke’s arse, you ask??

VERY BADLY!!!

Before anyone asks, NO, I will NOT be posting the pic.

Those we’re going to see may, just MAY, see it once we’re there, but other than that, only customs will have the {dubious} pleasure.