Lets have some fun today!

I think I will just look through my vast range of Blogg Fodder which I find or get sent to me.

Here Goes.

First up lets look at the fairer sex!

Ain’t that the TRUTH?

Now that’s just nasty.

But you only look with your eyes?????????????????????

Ok a few for the boys?

Ha Ha Ha Ha! No? I thought it was funny

Yeah right.

Not real smart that lot!

Now that’s funny even if the guy is a fibber.

Lets look at religion!

Dumb Cat. Dogs can’t read!

Speaking of Pussy, here is a few modest ones.

Here is why some people should be neutered.

I smoke but that is just wrong.

And the number ONE Moron.

Enough of that I will leave you with a new Chinese Product.

I don’t know if Women or Men will be more interested in it?

You be the judge.

Please, please click the photo to enlarge and read the print.

It is so funny. Trust me Do it. Do it. You know you want to.

Do not die wondering now. Just do it.

Now hop over to ~m, Moe and Dilligaf for more fun.

These little gems are to determine how Gay you are so pay attention.

If you could see any of the things that the captions were saying I am sorry but,

As for me, I am still trying to see the bloody apple.

Burn Baby Burn

It’s Christmas day here in Australia. By the time you read this, everyone on my blogroll will have a comment to wish them all the best.
For most of my readers it’s not quite there yet, but with the time difference, we start the day a little earlier than you.
We’re off out for lunch this year, something we’ve never done and I’m quite looking forward to some good food, even better company, and a few quiet drinks. Knowing there is no preparation or cleaning up to be done is odd, but in a good way.
No presents as such, in our house this year, which I mentioned in an earlier post.
We’re off overseas in July to meet some very special people, and in fact our “presents” for each other were the return flights, finally booked and paid for last Saturday with dates and times sent in an email I’ve been waiting to send for many months. That there was an amazing rate to be had was a bonus. We were going to book and pay around February, but the 1400.00 saving was just too good to go past.

To each and every one of you, I wish nothing but good things for you and your families. Not only for Christmas but the coming year as well.
I know some of you have had a long year for various reasons {you know who you are} I pray for easier times, relief from worry and all the very best that life can offer. It is surely desrved.
For those a little closer, know that January 1 is the start of a new year, and the time for new beginnings. To you I send hope for inner peace and health, with much love attached.
To all of our children and grandchildren not with is today, we send all our love and hope your dreams come true. Know that whilst we miss you very much all year round, we will feel it more today. Far more than you know.

I would ask that all of you spare a thought for those away from family and all things familiar, particularly our armed forces, regardless of which country you live in, and also those sick and/or in hospital.
If you have nothing else today, you still have more than them.
People you love are around you. At the end of the day that is worth more than any present you can give or receive..

For those of you that have family who don’t understand the day, or maybe even don’t know you’re there, please know our thoughts are especially with you. Keep doing what you’re doing. I’m sure that if nothing else, they can feel the love that radiates from you.

I leave you with a carol that reduces me to tears every time I hear it, because it was my Mums favourite.
Doesn’t matter where I am, I cry like a baby at the thought of Christmas as it was when she was still alive. Seems the passing of time can’t soothe me when it comes to this time of year.
Quite besides that it reminds of what the season is all about.

Merry Christmas everyone!

I find some interesting little things while stumbling around the net, and now have quite the collection of quotes and expressions.
I’m not the most talented person when it comes to putting things into words, so I tend to look for other ways to express what I often struggle to verbalise.
I thought those below were quite appropriate for a few I know in the blogoshphere. There is a story behind each of them, and I felt the need to let these people know they’re rarely far from my thoughts at a time when maybe they would like to know someone is thinking of them. No, they’re not alone by any means, but now and then it’s nice for a person to give a little just because they can, and for no other reason.
If you’re not there, fear not, there will be a couple of these posts between now and Christmas. I would hate anyone to think I didn’t have something for them too!

Hope your weekend is kicking along swimmingly. Mine is. I’ve made my phone calls, got the washing done, lawns mowed, and house respectable. Top that off with a walk along one of the most beautiful stretches of beach you’ll ever see, all while eating vanilla ice cream with fresh raspberries and passionfruit, and I’m sure you can see why.
*sigh* The delights of living in the tropics. Beaches, ice cream and clear, balmy nights
:)
Anyhow, I’m gone. There’s a rock pool full of cold sea water that has my name on it.

Michael.
So appropriate my friend. I can see you smiling as you read it. Substitute the “I” and “Me”for “You” and it will make perfect sense.

Annie.
I’m sure you understand this totally my precious.

Peter Parkour. I know you’ve been facing some challenges in your life too, so felt this might just give you a little inkling that whilst I may not say a lot, I do understand where you are.