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Rolling down the burnway

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Mrs Burnie decided to do another one of her rolling posts. The she volunteered me.
Yeah right, thanks for that! How can I say no?
I do have to sleep don’t I?
This is my part, and everyone else’s as well.
Let me know what you think.

The story so far:
He stepped from the plane into the crowded airport, the face of who he was seeking, fixed firmly in his mind.
He had seen it numerous times, but knew, even if it had been revealed only once, it was a face he would never forget.
How could he ever forget the face of the person responsible for the single most painful experience of his life?
The devastation it had created was an event he would not allow himself to forget.
He was driven to not only find her, but make her suffer the way he had. Ensure she experienced the total overwhelming feeling that had been his constant companion for more than 10 years.
The hopelessness, anguish and feeling of loss, all of which kept him awake, or haunted his dreams, turning every night into a tortuous time to be dreaded, in every waking moment…….

Constance sat in the study looking out over the garden. She loved to be in this room. It was just how she had imagined she would have her own room just for her writing, all those years ago. The garden was showing the first signs of spring approaching. There were new buds on all the plants and the winter chill had gone from the air today, so she had happily let Alison play outside.
She was distracted from her writing while watching Alison play in the garden. The child had a wonderful imagination and Constance loved to watch her play. As the sun glistened on Alison’s hair and she poured tea for the teddy bears, Constance wondered how their lives would have turned out if she had made a different decision on that fateful day. For the first time in many years, she let her mind wonder to Alison’s father. Constance had not let herself think about him since that day. As she was thinking about him, she felt a shiver go up her spine and felt a sense of dread that she hadn’t experienced in a long time…

Dermot ran his hand through his hair. He was still a ‘looker’ and he knew it. He felt the glances from women as he walked through the airport to the taxi stand.
“Mmm, Nice eye candy.” he heard a woman mutter quietly to her friend.
He smiled to himself. Nice eye candy indeed. Standing at almost 6ft tall, Dermot had thick, black, wavy hair with tinges of grey. While he was no body builder, he kept himself in good shape. It was his eyes that women loved the most though, his deep, sea blue eyes. Many a woman had gazed into those eyes and fallen prey to his charms. Many a woman had known what it was like to be loved and tossed aside like a broken toy when he had had enough. Dermot hadn’t always been like that, a cruel, hard hearted bastard. There was a time when he loved freely and unashamedly, trusted implicitly. That was before Con….
Dermot shook his head. There was no time for that.
He hailed a cab, and when it pulled up, threw his overnight bag in the back and got in.
“Where to?” the cab driver asked.
Dermot paused. What now? He had waited for this for 10 years, plotted, planned, changed his mind over and over, never letting the flame of revenge die in his heart. He was here now. It was time.
Yes, where to?

He directed the driver to his hotel resisting the impulse to rush the confrontation that he knew was to come, remembering the events that led up to that fateful night that changed all their lives forever.
His mind drifted back in time as he remembered her despair that her husband was slowly drinking himself to death, her grief for the marriage and life that she would never now have. He remembered pulling her close initially to try to calm her weeping but later, oh later………. of holding her closer, much closer than a brother in law should as they sought to affirm the life that they both should have been living .
He remembered the gentleness of her fingers as they explored his muscles, the softness of her silky smooth skin, how she shivered when he kissed her neck, how her body arched beneath his as they took what each needed from the other.
It was the most incredible night he had ever known, he’d never found that kind of satisfaction with another woman since. She’d ruined him for anyone else and he’d never trusted another women again after what she did. Falling in love with his brother’s wife was bad enough and he had hated himself for it but for her to tell James while he was still so vulnerable…….. The bitch killed him!
She shouldn’t have told him, she should have stayed silent and forgotten about that night, that one night that they had turned to each other for comfort after taking James to rehab. If only she hadn’t told him he would never have been drunk at the wheel that night and had a chance of maintaining control of the car on the snow covered mountain road.
She killed James and then she vanished!
He’d been looking for her this whole time. It was time someone held her accountable.

Constance sat with a vague sense of unease, watching her daughter. She was struck by the need to go out and grab that beautiful child and run. She could not put her finger on the reason, but the fear began to grow in her. She hadn’t felt this in years. ‘Not since…..No, I will not let my mind go there…it was long ago and I am past it now,’ she thought.
But her mind continued to wander, down, deeper into her memories. All she could remember was the heart shattering loss, feeling like she was spiraling deep into nothingness, emptiness and like her heart had been cut from her.
The sound of the telephone cut through the silence like a chain saw, but Constance was locked deep in her mind, and could not reach out for the phone. At the same time Allison heard the phone ringing from outside and came running into the house. Mommy had just started allowing her to answer the phone on occasion, and if it was still ringing …….she ran to the phone, stopping short when she saw her mom sitting there.
“Mommy, Mommy are you ok?” shouted Allison.

The crystal glass shattered against the terrazzo tiles, shocking Constance back into reality. He was behind Allison, close enough to touch her. Those eyes, those beautiful eyes that made her drown in a pool of lust and passion were staring at her daughter. His long fingers were about to touch her hair. Constance was chained to her chair in fright. She knew why he was here. He was here to take away the one thing that was good and beautiful in the world – he was here for Allison. Her mind was in turmoil, her thoughts a myriad of confusion. How could she love a man that had vowed to make her suffer? How could she still feel that warm rush of ecstasy at the thought of him touching her, when she knew he was on a mission to destroy her. He smiled at Allison; that familiar smile he would deliver to her all those years ago. Constance died inside when she heard his voice. The pain cut through her heart when she heard him say,
“Hello, Allison. I have waited a long time to see you. I am your father”

Allison’s large green eyes regarded the tall stranger with distrust. “What’s your name?” she asked.
“Dermott McDawg,” he replied, a smile so oily it could have dressed salad.
“Kermit the Frog?” Allison smirked. “Mummy, what is he doing here? I have a twitter date and I’m going to be late. You told me I never had to meet him. You told me he eats small children for lunch.”
Constance gasped and looked truly surprised and shrugged at Dermott. “I really didn’t…Allison, this is your…”
“Oh knock it off, Mummy – we both know this is the bastard that slept with you and caused me to kill myself on that lonely mountain road.” Allison leveled a rather scary gaze at Dermott. “If it weren’t for you I would still be a virile man sleeping with my hot wife and making babies of our own, instead of having to come back as your love child conducting fake tea parties on the lawn with teddy bears.”
Dermot was speechless, all his plans of vengence fading quickly and being replaced with a sense of fear. “Well, ah, Allison dear…”
“Don’t you dear, me, you rat-bastard waste of space wanker!” Allison stamped her foot and pulled a can of pepper spray from her pretty pink pinafore. Psst. “Take that you lowlife, treacherous wife fucker!”
“My eyes! My eyes!” Dermott cried rubbing them with his fists. He could not see a thing but he felt a sudden chill of fear race his spine when….

He realized that all the years of seeking divine retribution was suddenly regurgitated on his lap. He was the one that caused his brother’s death. He was the one that by one night of pure unadulterated lust pushed his drunken bum of a brother over the edge.
And that is when he realized the truth. His brother, James, was a fucking douchebag. What gave him the right to come back as the child of his night of passion. As he thought about Constance breast feeding this evil spawn from hell, rage filled his soul. Those perfect breasts should have been mine for the suckling.
Even though he could not see the fiend that had sprayed him, he could hear her breathing and he could smell her rancid tea breath. Dermot jumped and grabbed the demon spawn by the throat. Then he heard the distinctive sound of a shell being pumped into a twelve gauge shotgun. He knew that Constance would shoot. But who? The man that she loved and had been robbed of by her drunken bum of a husband or the demon spawn that had stolen the life that belonged to her child?

Dermot knew that he had no chance of changing anbody’s mind with tricks or lies in the next few crutial moments. Honesty would be the only way out of this predicament. Blindly he opened his arm to where he presumed that Constance was. With all the pent up anger and frustration comming to the surface, as well as the pepper spray in his eyes, he started to cry. “Baby,” he started towards her, “if I can’t be with you, well then I would rather die. Living without you after that beautiful night we shared, I can hold no other woman and not long for your body.” he patentily waited for some type of sign, but when nothing presented itself he saw no danger in continuing recalling for his brother all the expliced details of that night of passion.
Constance was torn, for the fear she had dealt with for 10 years of Dermot finding them was still real. She had run for so long, and she was tired of running, and she was tired of never being able to love another man the way she had him. Not to mention she could never bring a man around Alison, they all reacted to her the same way…

they all wanted to feed her to Constance’s pets.
Those flesh eating scum that showed up and stayed after Allison was born a boy and Constance had a gender surgery done on him when she realized he was her bastard husband James reincarnated.
But she had fixed him and and now he was a she.
Now that Dermott had returned she would, with his help, be able to kill the bastard that had been castrating all her other boy friends, and feeding the bits to the flesh eating pets, but would a shot gun really kill this monster from hell?

Pity help the poor bastard who has to finish this off!

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Put your thinking caps on

There are some very witty, snappy commentors that read here, which always amuses me because I tend to dribble whatever is in my mind at the time I open the new post screen.
Not that I’m complaining mind you, I appreciate being made spit my tea/coffee on the screen on a regular basis.
Now, most of you know Kelly/debambam/SWMBO is my daughter.
She has a razor sharp wit that is generally partnered with some smart arse crack for anything and everything, and generally at Mark’s expense.
Now, whilst I know it’s not nice to laugh at your spouse’s expense, I do. Regularly!!
What can I say? I have no self control, I just have to!!!
Anyhow.
Kel did this post the other day. It seems the title is what she purchased at the chemist that day, and she’s offering a prize {NFI what} to whoever comes up with the best reason as to why she had need to purchase them, and is actually looking to be made spit her coffee on the screen.
Me, I got nothing, but there are some of you will have NO problem making her spit, so how about you wander on over and see how you do???

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Eskimo Kisses

In my blogroll you’ll see the above blog has been added.

The blog is run by a very special little girl, and one who most of you would be aware of.

It’s our very own Zoe.

She’s had a blog for some time, but for various reasons little was happening and all has been quiet.

Of late, there has been a bit of activity behind the scenes, redecorating done, colours selected and little bits and pieces added.

I don’t know how often she’ll post, but she’s only 8, so time will tell I guess.

It’s not often I ask for anything, but if you could wander over and say hi, her mum, and myself, would appreciate it enormously.

I certainly don’t ask you be there every 5 mins, but if you could pop in once a week, that would be great.

If we can get some traffic happening, it may encourage her to keep at it, and that’s a good thing, because as we all know, blogging is a wonderful thing.

There’s a link in this post as well to help you find your way there.

All comments are going to moderation until 2 {?} have been approved, because as I said, she is only 8 and Kelly is a responsible mother.

I thank you in advance for any visit you make, and assure you, this is one very intelligent, precocious little girl. Do not be surprised at anything she says.

Thanks guys
:kiss:

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Soulful

There are many awards running around the net.
Most have been started for a reason, be it that someone thinks a lot of another persons blog, or they may simply want the links to increase their page rank.
Me, I don’t give a shit about page rank, but I do appreciate a good blog.
One that makes me think, says something to me, or strikes a chord with me, in some way.
So I’ve decided to create some awards of my own in appreciation of blogs such as the types I’ve mentioned above.
There will be no rules, not even any need for a link if the recipient chooses not to do so, nor do they have to post it.
The choice is theirs, and theirs alone.
It’s not about the links, it’s about saying what I think of a blog or a blogger.
I would ask people not pass them on for the sake of passing them on, but only if they feel the blog in question is of the nature the award suggests.
So.
Today would have been my Mum’s 75th birthday, and as she’s not here to give a pressie to, I thought the next best thing was to give one to someone else.

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Michael runs Smoke and Mirrors as most of you would know.
He posts many things, but his original desire was to traverse, in writing, the confusing labryinth created when one’s life is touched by Alzheimers disease.
His life has been touched not just once, but twice, by this foul affliction, and it’s when he writes of these events, memories or experiences that he shines so very brightly.
It’s quite the talent that can take such a painful subject and weave it into words which are {heartbreakingly} beautiful and haunting as he does.
Smoke and Mirrors, and the man who runs it, are what I call soulful, and the words certainly come from a scribe, thus the name of the award.

I also find it fitting the first of my own awards go to S&M.
It was a post on there that pushed me to saying those words “I gotta get me a blog!!!”
And thus it began.

There will be more awards {as I’m currently working on them} but I need to find just the right pic for each of them.
I’m quite anal like that, I know!
As I find what I’m looking for, I’ll post one each week.
Every person on my blogroll gives me something.
It’s time I gave something back given my visiting has been just about non exsistent of late!!

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I saw this post over at Michael’s, and Michael saw it over at Kat’s.
It was a hoot! No other way to describe it. I had a ball doing this, and as I commented on Michael’s, anyone who knows me will NOT be surprised at who I turned out to be!!
:lol:
Do yourself a favour and go find out who you are. {you’ll find the link at Kat’s place}
Most of the time these things are as boring as bat shit, but not this one. I haven’t laughed this hard in ages.
It was just what I needed let me assure you. Life is manic and unpredictable, so it was quite the little distraction.
So, who am I??
Voila!!!
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Ozzie Oscars

In honour of the Academy Awards, quite well compered by that hot Aussie man Hugh Jackman, I’ve decided to hold my very own awards ceremony {and it’s almost as fucking long, so bring a beer/bourbon/coffee/tea/drugs}
In recent times, I’ve had some awards bestowed upon my quite embarrased self, and the time has come to pass them on to some very deserving recipients.
So without further ado, and certainly without the song and dance {cos we all know I can’t sing for shit!!} let’s get this show on the road.
I apologise in advance if I give them to those who have already received them too. Life has been mad of late so I may have missed who got what when they were given out.
The first award came from my friend over at a place that’s not nearly as “Grimm” as the name suggests.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Grimm doesn’t get nearly the amount of traffiic he deserves, so FFS, go visit and be entertained ok?
This is what the Grimm one bestowed upon me, quite to my surprise, because of all the things I consider myself, a writer is NOT one of them.
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Here are the rules for the winners:
* Each Superior Scribbler must in turn pass The Award on to 5 most deserving Bloggy Friends. <---- I could struggle here, I don't have a big blogroll, and I have more than 1 award to do!
* Each Superior Scribbler must link to the author & the name of the blog he/she has received The Award.
* Each Superior Scribbler must display The Award on his/her blog, and link to This Post, which explains The Award.
* Each Blogger who wins The Superior Scribbler Award must visit this post and add his/her name to the Mr. Linky List. That way, we’ll be able to keep up-to-date on everyone who receives This Prestigious Honor!
* Each Superior Scribbler must post these rules on his/her blog.
For this I’ve chosen the following people.
Jayne, who never ceases to amaze me with her way of telling us all about Australian history. She’s well worth a visit if you want to know more about this wonderful country we live in. Better than any history book you will ever read, and far more entertaining to boot! This is the only reason I forgive her for using Blogger and not Wordpress
:wink:
Sarah Flanigan is another one who deserves far more traffic than she gets. I’ve been guilty of not spending nearly as much time there as I should in recent times, but when I do go, I’m never disappointed. Never.
Whislt it pains me to do this, I cannot, in all good conscience, leave Smith out of this particular award. He has a wicked way with words, and let me say, if ever you need someone verbally shredded this is your man, make no mistake! {you’re still a slacker Smith, so don’t be getting to comfortable now will you???!!!}
My next award came from the lovely Anja.
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The requirements for this award are:
Copy and save the award logo then …
1. Add the logo to your blog.
2. Link to the person from whom you received this award.
3. Nominate 7 or more blogs. <---Again, I could struggle here
4. Leave a message on their blog, letting them know they are “One Lovely Blog”!
For this I’ve chosen the following.
No award ceremony here at my place would be complete without a couple of people.
Annie is one of those. She’ll make you laugh and cry all at the same time and give you some of THE most thought provoking posts you’ll ever come across. There is never a dull moment at Annie’s place, not ever
Another lovely {if somewhat slack} blog is blondie’s Just recently this poor soul has changed hosts and near driven herself mad in the process! For this alone she deserves an award for persistence, but I didn’t have one of thos I’m afraid! Quite besides all of this, when she chooses to write, she does a damned good job!
Michael is my next recipient. Whilst it may appear to be unseemly to bestow an award such as this on a man, Smoke and Mirrors is many, many things, of which lovely is just the beginning. Prepare to be amused and amazed, trust me!
Bettina is an Aussie who will amuse and, at times, bemuse you. She writes of her family and friends, her life and much more. Well worth a visit, and lovely indeed.
The last recipient of this award is Teeni. This is without a doubt, one of the sweetest people you could ever wish to come across, and this is jsutifiably reflected in her readership, comments and feed stats. The very first word that comes to mind when I think of this blogger is lovely.
My next award also came from Anja.
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With no rules, the award goes to the follwing people, for the way they express themselves. Openly, and honestly.
Trisha This is one of the most out there blogs you will find anywhere. Trisha lets it all hang out and says it as she sees it, and does it bloody well to boot!
JQ is another one who lets it all hang out, makes no apologies for it, and does it with style. There’s always something happening at her place and you will never be bored, not ever.
QB has a blog that is quite lively also. She has a great way of putting what she has to say and makes me laugh and snort.
And no award ceremony here, will EVER be complete without Evyl. I know he was already given this award, but I had to give it to him again. This blogger is an absolute legend, there is no other way to put it. I’ve been reading at his place longer than I’ve been blogging. There is far more to this man than meets the eye.
I’m sure all of you are well aware of my regard for this man, and I’m pretty sure most of you feel exactly the same way. He was one of the very first people to visit my place, and will always be welcome wherever I go. I love the man to bits and freely admit it.
Last but not least is an award given to me by the Cowgal for which I thank her very much.
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This award will go to the following people, and the name of the award says it all guys, so congratulations!
Kin
Mantown
Peter Parkour
So there you have it, the inaugural Ozzie Oscars are done and dusted.
Thanks must go to the people who gave me these awards in the first place.
Nothing like blog bling to make a girl smile!
:)

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I’m not ordinarily into memes, however one that involves what this does is different, so I thought I’d give it a whirl.
I’ve seen it in several places around the traps, but it wasn’t until I got to Anja’s place that I decided to put my hand up.
Anja, in her wisdom, endowed upon me, the letter “R”, for which I’m not sure whether to thank her, or thump her??
The rules are:
You leave a comment on this post and I’ll assign you a letter. You write about ten things you love that begin with your assigned letter, and post it at your place. When people comment on your list, you give them a letter, and the chain continues on and on.

You DO NOT have to do the meme if you only want to comment. Tell me if you want to do it. Otherwise you will not be tagged.

So, now we’re off to the races.

1. Rhinocerous How can you NOT love an animal that so proudly displays their horn like this one??
2. Rain May sound strange coming from a sun lover like myself, but there is nothing better than the sound of rain on a tin roof. Living in a parched country such as I do, I’m well aware of the need for any type of water at all. It may as well be one I enjoy, yes?
3. Rabbits Preferably baked, with gravy
4. Rubies They say diamonds are a girls best friend? Not this one. I LOVE rubies
5. Roses When grown as they should be, there is nothing headier than the scent of a rose garden. I have a fondness for yellow ones should you decide to send me some
6. Rants Being bloggers, we all know the therapeutic benefits of a rant surely? Come to think of it, I haven’t had one for a while, so it must be nearly time
7. Romance Yes, as hard as it may to believe, I am a romantic at heart. Nothing pleases me more than for Mark to do something romantic for me {if it involved roses and rubies, I’m even happier}
8. Runes Yes I’m a rune stone lover. I have a set and use them regularly. Quite uncannily accurate more times than not
9. Reading I love to read books. In fact I read anything. Hell, I even enjoy junk mail. Yes, I do know I’m odd before you ask
10. Recipes I enjoy nothing more than trying out a new recipe, or creating from an old favourite. Anyone who knows anything about me wll tell you I love to cook and own more recipe books than a library almost

Now I know the rules say 10, but no list starting with the letter “R” would be complete without….reflection! Because without it, the ability to do memes such as these would be non existent wouldn’t it?

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Please change the URL

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Could you all do me a favour and please change the URL for my link if you haven’t already? And the blog name too would be good.
I know some of you have done it, and I thank you.
To everyone else, I thank you in advance
:wink:

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