It’s Monday Again.

And here is my humble offerings to make your week funnier.

Today is Restaurants that there is not a hope in hell of me eating at.

Enjoy.

No, they could not be serious about serving that?

No kidding.

Do you wear rubber to this one?

That is just so wrong! So wrong I am going to refrain from further comment.

Fish Restaurant? I know, I know, burning forever real soon if i keep this up.

But now one for the girls to laugh at.

No. A restaurant for Gay men only? Surely not in this day and age?

Wonder if it’s salty?

I know already, Burning forever.

For more Monday madness check out my mates,

~m, Morky and Muffy.

Burn baby burn

Yes, I’ll say it out loud.
It’s nearly Christmas. As scary as that thought is, it’s the truth and I had to say it. One month and 6 days left.
5 parts of fuck all huh???
So. Who’s organised? Got pressies? Menu sorted? Decided whether to leave Santa a scotch or bourbon?
Shit, not me!!! I have NFI other than we’re going out for Christmas lunch with one daughter and son in law.
No kiddies this year, just the 4 of us. We’ve never gone out for Chrissie dinner before so this is a first for us.
The problem is, we live in the tropical paradise that is Nth QLD. Everybody bitches and whinges when I want a hot lunch and we always have the same old argument.
Hot, cold, seafood, everybody has an opinion and like me, don’t hold back on voicing said opinion.
I love a hot lunch because that’s what I’ve always done you know? I’m not asking them to cook it, or be in the hot kitchen, all I ask is they eat it.
I allowed myself to be talked into a cold buffet one year.
NEVER AGAIN! Never!
Just wasn’t Christmas. Shit, I can have cold meat and salad every day of the week, why the hell do I want to have it for Christmas dinner???
By going out, we all get what we want. They have traditional Christmas fare, and the more unconventional salads, seafood etc. The so called “new age, climate appropriate” food.
Just isn’t the same to me. It should be ham, turkey, chicken, lamb/beef, pork, turkey, mountains of baked vegies, lots of greens, and all smothered with buckets of gravy.
YUM YUM PIGS BUM!!!
Dessert is plum pudding and custard.
Now THAT’S Christmas dinner. If you want prawns, cold meat, whatever, have it Christmas night but not frigging Christmas Day!
I love Christmas. Love, love, love it! It’s my favourite time of year and I look forward to it every year.
It sometimes pisses me off that people lose the meaning, and retailers see it as nothing more than a money making excercise, but overall I love it. No Grinch lives in our house.
December 1 will see a Christmas theme hit Reflections and solace, so be prepared for it.
I’m happy with the theme I have at the moment, but I will have a seasonal one to put up.
Now. Your turn.
Traditions?
Hot/cold meal?
Family coming?
Tell me! I love hearing all of it!!